Miley Cyrus Caught a VIRUS!!! From Kissing a sick baby!!

Miley Cyrus caught a virus, from kissing a sick diseased mutant baby! It looks like a bad rash with gross, spreading contagious liquid on it. ICK!!
TMZ Play Date Doctors have confirmed, her condition is incurable.
Miley will be holding a benefit concert for cancer research, and doing a mini tour in October dubbed "Pink Pigment and Power Pimples". Expect a new album soon!

Poor poor Miley Cyrus!! It's So SAD!!

Jay Z, Illuminati Zombie Lyrics w/ MASH-UP (Rihanna vs The Cranberries vs Jay-z)

Rapper Jay-Z Zombie and his wife Beyonce Zombie are set to duet on Zombie Dr Dre's new album "Zombie Detox". 
British newspaper The Z-Sun reports that, Jay-Z Zombie, 41, and Zombie Dr. Dre, 46, have already started work on the song they will record together.

Reportedly all the lyrics are about the Illuminati and how Berry Rockefeller turned Jay Z into a zombie billionaire by doing a monster mashup with dolores o'riordan and rihanna

you can see his Illuminati hand signs!

This started as a joke, But seriously, I guess Jay Z REALLY is an Illuminati masonic satanic artist. How could he NOT be? Do you know how the music industry WORKS? Duh.



JEEAH! Now enjoy this mash up "

Rihanna vs The Cranberries vs Jay-z - A Zombie Under My Umbrella"

It's a MOTHER LOVING MONSTER ZOMBIE PUNK HIT!

Reese Witherspoon Married Zombie Bride!

The time has come to make Reese Witherspoon into a zombie. Legally Blond zombie, Reese Witherspoon is now a zombiespoon. It is very sad. But maybe it is good, Reese Witherspoon looks like an Awesome Zombie! Just like Ray William Johnson. I guess she just got married and is trending, so thats why she is hungry for brains.

Extenze overdose turns Dr. Phil into a Zombie!!

Dr. Phil sucks! He is hooked on drugs! "DR" Phil got his fill of Extenze boner medicine and turned into a zombie! Dr. Phil, you must go to extenze rehab ASAP! Do not go home, go straight to rehab!

How can Dr. Phil send Ted Williams to rehab when he himself, has such a self destructive psychopathology? 

Lindsay Lohan steals necklace, parties with Ray William Johnson!?

Lindsay Lohan stole a necklace! Lindsay Lohan Will Be Charged with Felony! after partying with with Ray William Johnson? Zombie Lohan party!

Lindsay Lohan needs brains to survive! Zombie Lindsay will live forever! with Ray William Johnson! Zombies can survive!

3D Michael Jackson Tribute to be THRILLER at GRAMMY Awards!!!

Special 3-D Tribute to Michael Jackson at 52nd GRAMMY Awards will tickle your braaaaains.
M.J is, of course, ZOMBIE HERO! Thriller, hello? Zombie thriller = epic theme song! Now 3d Zombies in every home! 3d trend zombie future, will be zombie futurist. King of Pop = King of trend zombies.
Trend zombie say iPad FLOPS. Zombie Steve Jobs no comprehendo teh free internetz. Culture is far advanced, but iPad can not contain it. Even zombie know this. Must be eating all your BRAINS! Trend Zombie get smart!
http://www.mjackson.com/

Burj Dubai pwns Isac Newtons "Gravity"!

Trend Zombie ate some highly nutritious brains today. So Zombie is proud to articulately announce the opening of the worlds tallest building, the Burj Dubai! The firework show was epic and astonishing. A HALF MILE HIGH firework display and computer controlled water fountains shooting water hundreds of feet into the air. Just incredible.
They renamed it Burj Khalifa to honor the president of the United Arab Emirates.

Perhaps ironically, the opening of this gravity defying marvel of architecture coincides with the birthday of Sir Isaac Newton.