ARRESTED George "Clooney" KONY ZOMBIE!

WE FOUND KONY!! LRA leader George "Clooney" IS really actor Joey KONY!
George Kony has been arrested in handcuffs outside the Sudan embassy in Washington for being a TRENDY ZOMBIE!! Here is the photographic PROOF!

THIS JUST IN!! KLOONEY LEADER #HORNEY2012 HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR BEING NAKED IN PUBLIC! HORNEY KONY HAS BEEN SPREADING INVISIBLE CHILDREN ALL OVER THE BLOCK!!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/16/jason-russell-video-naked-meltdown-kony/

FACEBOOK LOGIN Causes BRAIN DAMAGE! Studies Suggest.

Just logging in could be unhealthy! In a new report by the department of bone-thugs-in-harmony, Facebook Login searches give a huge amount of hypnotized brain damage to the central hive mind system. Warlocks like Ray Williams Johnson and Charlie Sheen are no longer able to dream of heroic conquest after login to Facebook. The actor who plays spider man 5 in that one movie with the wimpy kid told me that I'd better save some storable food for the times of mutating facebook zombies! A huge solar flare is going to hit TOMORROW and once everyone can't login to Facebook, they are going to start eating brains, just to get a taste of what it used to be like. MMMMm Facebook brains...... mmm. taste like my old blackberry.

YOUR MOM IS DEPRESSED!!

If you read this then stare at the image, YOU WILL GO INSANE!

Burj Dubai pwns Isac Newtons "Gravity"!

Trend Zombie ate some highly nutritious brains today. So Zombie is proud to articulately announce the opening of the worlds tallest building, the Burj Dubai! The firework show was epic and astonishing. A HALF MILE HIGH firework display and computer controlled water fountains shooting water hundreds of feet into the air. Just incredible.
They renamed it Burj Khalifa to honor the president of the United Arab Emirates.

Perhaps ironically, the opening of this gravity defying marvel of architecture coincides with the birthday of Sir Isaac Newton.