ARRESTED George "Clooney" KONY ZOMBIE!

WE FOUND KONY!! LRA leader George "Clooney" IS really actor Joey KONY!
George Kony has been arrested in handcuffs outside the Sudan embassy in Washington for being a TRENDY ZOMBIE!! Here is the photographic PROOF!

THIS JUST IN!! KLOONEY LEADER #HORNEY2012 HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR BEING NAKED IN PUBLIC! HORNEY KONY HAS BEEN SPREADING INVISIBLE CHILDREN ALL OVER THE BLOCK!!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/16/jason-russell-video-naked-meltdown-kony/

Charlie Sheen as Cokey Sheen! Vatican Assassin warlock!!!!

Charlie Sheen has lines on his mind. The top paid TV actor is now super hero COKEY SHEEN!  More powerful then Rambo! Higher then F**K, and able to sniff millions of dollars off the top. Charlie "Cokey" Sheen is a real man. Well.. not really. I think coke sniffin is a stupid drug for loosers, who can't handle good beer and fine smoking. LINK TO IT!
Bwahahaha. Funny junk? I don't know if I get more page views, but I should look into that. LISTEN to Charlie Sheen exercise his ego on the Alex Jones show 2-24-11 
He is an F-18 Vatican Assassin WARLOCK!!