Miley Cyrus Caught a VIRUS!!! From Kissing a sick baby!!

Miley Cyrus caught a virus, from kissing a sick diseased mutant baby! It looks like a bad rash with gross, spreading contagious liquid on it. ICK!!
TMZ Play Date Doctors have confirmed, her condition is incurable.
Miley will be holding a benefit concert for cancer research, and doing a mini tour in October dubbed "Pink Pigment and Power Pimples". Expect a new album soon!

Poor poor Miley Cyrus!! It's So SAD!!