Miley Cyrus Caught a VIRUS!!! From Kissing a sick baby!!

Miley Cyrus caught a virus, from kissing a sick diseased mutant baby! It looks like a bad rash with gross, spreading contagious liquid on it. ICK!!
TMZ Play Date Doctors have confirmed, her condition is incurable.
Miley will be holding a benefit concert for cancer research, and doing a mini tour in October dubbed "Pink Pigment and Power Pimples". Expect a new album soon!

Poor poor Miley Cyrus!! It's So SAD!!

ARRESTED George "Clooney" KONY ZOMBIE!

WE FOUND KONY!! LRA leader George "Clooney" IS really actor Joey KONY!
George Kony has been arrested in handcuffs outside the Sudan embassy in Washington for being a TRENDY ZOMBIE!! Here is the photographic PROOF!

THIS JUST IN!! KLOONEY LEADER #HORNEY2012 HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR BEING NAKED IN PUBLIC! HORNEY KONY HAS BEEN SPREADING INVISIBLE CHILDREN ALL OVER THE BLOCK!!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/16/jason-russell-video-naked-meltdown-kony/

Zombie Apocalypse!!!!!! CDC sayz, so it must be real!!!!

It's a Zombie Apocalypse! FINALLY! We are getting to the TRUTH around here!
The CDC has announced what I've been preparing for since this blog started, THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS IMMINENT!