ARRESTED George "Clooney" KONY ZOMBIE!

WE FOUND KONY!! LRA leader George "Clooney" IS really actor Joey KONY!
George Kony has been arrested in handcuffs outside the Sudan embassy in Washington for being a TRENDY ZOMBIE!! Here is the photographic PROOF!

THIS JUST IN!! KLOONEY LEADER #HORNEY2012 HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR BEING NAKED IN PUBLIC! HORNEY KONY HAS BEEN SPREADING INVISIBLE CHILDREN ALL OVER THE BLOCK!!
http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/16/jason-russell-video-naked-meltdown-kony/

Billie Joe Armstong mug shot, after zombie jail!

Billy Joe got beat up by a zombie! Billie Joe went to zombie jail. He was drinking zombie beer, then he went zombie driving! A zombie cop stopped him. He easily posted his zombie bail, and he is now FREE!! FREE ZOMBIE BILLY! Green Day! Green Day! Green Day Zombies!
Billie Joe IS truly, Awesome as F**K