Miley Cyrus Caught a VIRUS!!! From Kissing a sick baby!!

Miley Cyrus caught a virus, from kissing a sick diseased mutant baby! It looks like a bad rash with gross, spreading contagious liquid on it. ICK!!
TMZ Play Date Doctors have confirmed, her condition is incurable.
Miley will be holding a benefit concert for cancer research, and doing a mini tour in October dubbed "Pink Pigment and Power Pimples". Expect a new album soon!

Poor poor Miley Cyrus!! It's So SAD!!

Why is Lindsey Lohan Trending again!??

I thought it was all over when Lindsey "Zombie" Lohan endured the whole skull and bones incident with a diamond skull. But now she's trending again and I don't know why? All I know is, she is turning into a super hot zombie as the years go by.

LINDSEY LOHAN IN PLAYBOY!!!

It all started when she couldn't stop partying with Ray William Johnson. Ray William Johnson told Lindsey Zombie to steal a Diamond Skull! 

FACEBOOK LOGIN Causes BRAIN DAMAGE! Studies Suggest.

Just logging in could be unhealthy! In a new report by the department of bone-thugs-in-harmony, Facebook Login searches give a huge amount of hypnotized brain damage to the central hive mind system. Warlocks like Ray Williams Johnson and Charlie Sheen are no longer able to dream of heroic conquest after login to Facebook. The actor who plays spider man 5 in that one movie with the wimpy kid told me that I'd better save some storable food for the times of mutating facebook zombies! A huge solar flare is going to hit TOMORROW and once everyone can't login to Facebook, they are going to start eating brains, just to get a taste of what it used to be like. MMMMm Facebook brains...... mmm. taste like my old blackberry.

YOUR MOM IS DEPRESSED!!

If you read this then stare at the image, YOU WILL GO INSANE!