Miley Cyrus Caught a VIRUS!!! From Kissing a sick baby!!

Miley Cyrus caught a virus, from kissing a sick diseased mutant baby! It looks like a bad rash with gross, spreading contagious liquid on it. ICK!!
TMZ Play Date Doctors have confirmed, her condition is incurable.
Miley will be holding a benefit concert for cancer research, and doing a mini tour in October dubbed "Pink Pigment and Power Pimples". Expect a new album soon!

Poor poor Miley Cyrus!! It's So SAD!!

Randy Travis on BATH SALTS!!

Randy Travis was found NAKED, laying in the road, after he crashed vehicle! The police on the scene say he was combative and intoxicated. On the way down to the station, he threatened to shoot and kill them!
Sounds like Randy Travis was on the bath salts!  Bath salt supposedly overheats the user and makes them aggressive  thus their desire to strip naked and fight. Good old Randy Travis might have accidentally smoked some at a bar? They should find out who he was with. Sad day for Randy Travis! He is the Trend Zombie of the hour! Did you know the dude was 6ft9?!
http://news.yahoo.com/randy-travis-arrested-naked-charged-dwi-165527910.html

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/national/randy-travis-naked-lying-on-texas-road-smelling-of-alcohol-authorities-said

Why is Lindsey Lohan Trending again!??

I thought it was all over when Lindsey "Zombie" Lohan endured the whole skull and bones incident with a diamond skull. But now she's trending again and I don't know why? All I know is, she is turning into a super hot zombie as the years go by.

LINDSEY LOHAN IN PLAYBOY!!!

It all started when she couldn't stop partying with Ray William Johnson. Ray William Johnson told Lindsey Zombie to steal a Diamond Skull!