FACEBOOK LOGIN Causes BRAIN DAMAGE! Studies Suggest.

Just logging in could be unhealthy! In a new report by the department of bone-thugs-in-harmony, Facebook Login searches give a huge amount of hypnotized brain damage to the central hive mind system. Warlocks like Ray Williams Johnson and Charlie Sheen are no longer able to dream of heroic conquest after login to Facebook. The actor who plays spider man 5 in that one movie with the wimpy kid told me that I'd better save some storable food for the times of mutating facebook zombies! A huge solar flare is going to hit TOMORROW and once everyone can't login to Facebook, they are going to start eating brains, just to get a taste of what it used to be like. MMMMm Facebook brains...... mmm. taste like my old blackberry.

YOUR MOM IS DEPRESSED!!

If you read this then stare at the image, YOU WILL GO INSANE!

Charlie Sheen as Cokey Sheen! Vatican Assassin warlock!!!!

Charlie Sheen has lines on his mind. The top paid TV actor is now super hero COKEY SHEEN!  More powerful then Rambo! Higher then F**K, and able to sniff millions of dollars off the top. Charlie "Cokey" Sheen is a real man. Well.. not really. I think coke sniffin is a stupid drug for loosers, who can't handle good beer and fine smoking. LINK TO IT!
Bwahahaha. Funny junk? I don't know if I get more page views, but I should look into that. LISTEN to Charlie Sheen exercise his ego on the Alex Jones show 2-24-11 
He is an F-18 Vatican Assassin WARLOCK!!