Mark Zuckerberg Eats Slaughtered Goats (PHOTOS!)

Mark Zuckerberg slaughtered MANY MANY GOATS AND ATE THEM. I HAVE THE PROOF!

Mark Facebook Goatbook sacrificed a goat for the yumz and ate it.
ZUCK ZUCK EAT GOAT GOAT! Is Facebook Satanic? Is goat blood for facebook yums?

FACEBOOK LOGIN Causes BRAIN DAMAGE! Studies Suggest.

Just logging in could be unhealthy! In a new report by the department of bone-thugs-in-harmony, Facebook Login searches give a huge amount of hypnotized brain damage to the central hive mind system. Warlocks like Ray Williams Johnson and Charlie Sheen are no longer able to dream of heroic conquest after login to Facebook. The actor who plays spider man 5 in that one movie with the wimpy kid told me that I'd better save some storable food for the times of mutating facebook zombies! A huge solar flare is going to hit TOMORROW and once everyone can't login to Facebook, they are going to start eating brains, just to get a taste of what it used to be like. MMMMm Facebook brains...... mmm. taste like my old blackberry.

YOUR MOM IS DEPRESSED!!

If you read this then stare at the image, YOU WILL GO INSANE!