What Did Paula Dean Say? OFFENSIVE BUTTER FACE!!

Congratulations on being the most offensive butter face on earth!
All Paula Dean said, was that she loves black ****, covered in butter.
All the butter has turned her into a butter zombie! So she was going to come out and say butter is NOT HEALTHY. This is why life is now being ruined by the powerful DAIRY INDUSTRY.
Paula Dean will lose her pots and pans off QVC. Maybe she can get rehab from Dr. Phil.

Paula Dean is a known freemason mind control victim. You can buy a painting of her with butter pancakes.

Britney Spears Virtual Colonoscopy and Laser Hair Removal!!!!!

Britney Spears Virtual Colonoscopy and Laser Hair Removal services are 100% insane!!!!! We are going all the way in!!!
You will love your hairless Britney. Bald Britney spears uses lasers! Not only to hypnotize and enchant her audience, but also to remover all hair before a colonoscopy. It's really amazing. Britney three times has had super surgical operations. Now the world can rest easy. For a virtual colonoscopy prep area has been established.
This zombie poem was laborious and I did suffer. But I knew it had to be done. I sit and shake my weary head. But I know, that if Lady Gaga never gave Britney Spears a virtual Colonoscopy, we would have never found the gold in her butt. It's true. We took the gold and paid iTunes for a remix with Rihanna!