Just logging in could be unhealthy! In a new report by the department of bone-thugs-in-harmony, Facebook Login searches give a huge amount of hypnotized brain damage to the central hive mind system. Warlocks like Ray Williams Johnson and Charlie Sheen are no longer able to dream of heroic conquest after login to Facebook. The actor who plays spider man 5 in that one movie with the wimpy kid told me that I'd better save some storable food for the times of mutating facebook zombies! A huge solar flare is going to hit TOMORROW and once everyone can't login to Facebook, they are going to start eating brains, just to get a taste of what it used to be like. MMMMm Facebook brains...... mmm. taste like my old blackberry.
YOUR MOM IS DEPRESSED!!
If you read this then stare at the image, YOU WILL GO INSANE!
Nintendos new 3DS has now been confirmed to make people insane! Nintendo 3ds will make you totally crazy! After only a few hours of looking at the awesome 3d duel screen, symptoms manifest as cravings for mushrooms. If you don't find super mario mushrooms to ease the cravings, your eyes will pop out and you will go INSANE!!!! You have been warned!
Rapper Jay-Z Zombie and his wife Beyonce Zombie are set to duet on Zombie Dr Dre's new album "Zombie Detox". British newspaper The Z-Sun reports that, Jay-Z Zombie, 41, and Zombie Dr. Dre, 46, have already started work on the song they will record together.
Reportedly all the lyrics are about the Illuminati and how Berry Rockefeller turned Jay Z into a zombie billionaire by doing a monster mashup with dolores o'riordan and rihanna
you can see his Illuminati hand signs!
This started as a joke, But seriously, I guess Jay Z REALLY is an Illuminati masonic satanic artist. How could he NOT be? Do you know how the music industry WORKS? Duh.
JEEAH! Now enjoy this mash up "
Rihanna vs The Cranberries vs Jay-z - A Zombie Under My Umbrella"
The time has come to make Reese Witherspoon into a zombie. Legally Blond zombie, Reese Witherspoon is now a zombiespoon. It is very sad. But maybe it is good, Reese Witherspoon looks like an Awesome Zombie! Just like Ray William Johnson. I guess she just got married and is trending, so thats why she is hungry for brains.